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Chicago, IL — Booty call recipient Donna Olger still doesn't understand the purpose or intent of phone calls from on-again, off-again boyfriend Jeff Largemont.

"I'm not sure if I'd call [Largemont] my boyfriend right now," Olger said. "But when we do spend time together, he's so passionate and loving. I can't help but suspect he finally wants to take things to the next level, like going out to dinner or seeing a movie."

Olger says while she's puzzled by the infrequency and odd timing of his phone calls, she is pretty sure it's because Largemont is so busy with work and travel and has limited time in which to pursue a relationship.

"It's strange because when we're together it's so romantic but then I don't hear from him for weeks. Then suddenly the phone rings at 2:30 in the morning and he wants me to meet me in the parking lot so we can talk. He's obviously very complicated and I think he's got some abandonment issues which cause him to shy away from commitment."

Talking usually ends up with the two making love, Olger admits. By the time they wake up in the morning, Largemont usually has to be back at work.

"Last Sunday, we were so comfortable spooning in the morning and then he remembered he left the stove on -- and also forgot to move his car for street cleaning. Clearly, he needs a girlfriend."

Olger hopes to introduce him to her parents sometime soon, but it will have to wait until he finishes "a big project he's working on" and then returns from South America.

"He must be very important for his company to send him to South America so often," Olger said. "I'm a lucky girl."

 

 

Photos: Booty call recipient Donna Olger still doesn't get it


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