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Los Angeles, CA -- Despite a $60 million sexual harassment lawsuit filed by a former coworker, popular Fox News Channel anchor Bill O'Reilly is more angered at how the media has covered the reports, focusing on the nature of a few sexually explicit phone calls and not on the fact that he's "carrying one giant kickstand."

"This is a case of a woman trying to get money out of me and jealous news organizations who want to see me destroyed," O'Reilly said. "I feel awful that my family and colleagues have to hear intimate details concerning my sexual prowess and size. The truth will eventually come out in court -- I mean about sexual harassment, not the size thing."

The lawsuit, filed in New York by Andrea Mackris, a 33-year-old former associate producer on "The O'Reilly Factor," quotes O'Reilly as speaking to her in highly explicit terms about vibrators, oral sex, masturbation and continual references to O'Reilly's sexual prowess.

"I realize I screwed up. Miss Mackris and I had a few consensual phone conversations where we discussed and agreed that I was huge -- both by length and girth -- and I shouldn't have. This woman betrayed my trust and is now extorting me for millions of dollars to tell the world something that was meant to remain private: that I am huge. These conversations did not in any way constitute sexual harassment and she knows it."

O'Reilly's attorneys have demanded copies of tape recorded conversations, if they indeed exist.

"We want these purported tapes where there is talk about how good Mr. O'Reilly is in bed, and about the larger-than-average size of his manhood if they indeed exist," O'Reilly's lawyer Stuart Nellis read from a statement at a press conference Monday. "We are confident that our client will be vindicated of these malicious charges -- you know, the harassment thing not the size thing."

"I would be happy to answer any further questions as soon as I'm finished showering."

 

"Bill O'Reilly is huge," says O'Reilly


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