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Hartford, CT - When 12-year-old Joey Spencer heard the splashing coming from the bathroom last Saturday, he knew his elderly grandmother was in trouble. Frantic, he scanned the house for other adults, but then remembered his mother was still at the grocery store and his father had ran off with a hooker five years earlier. Joey quickly came to the shocking revelation he would have to act alone or his grandmother might drown.

Acting on instinct, Joey raced to the bathroom and covered his eyes as his mother had done during previous occasions when 85-year-old Hazel Spencer couldn't get out of the bathtub. With one hand clasped tightly over his eyes and the other feeling his way towards the splashing and gurgling noises, Joey managed to grab onto Hazel's outstretched hand before it was too late.

"That's when everything got all blurry," Joey says now. "All I remember is that I wasn't strong enough to pull her out with one hand so I used both. And then I sort of accidentally peeked -- but just for a split second. Then I woke up in the hospital."

Physicians at St. Joseph's Hospital concluded Joey had suffered severe emotional trauma from the incident and was suffering from what is often known as "hysterical blindness," a rare condition that usually results in a temporary lack of sight lasting anywhere from one day to several years, depending on how horrific the trauma. In Joey's case, the doctors aren't very optimistic about a speedy recovery.

"No, little Joey isn't going to be seeing anything anytime soon," said Head of Pediatric Surgery Andrew Carter. "That woman was pretty wrinkly. Seriously wrinkly -- like an old prune...except older and wrinklier. And I'm a doctor!"

During the last week, Joey's intensive therapy has been interrupted by several visits by local dignitaries lavishing praise on the young hero, including a special plaque presented by Hartford Mayor Timothy Larson.

"This boy is a true American hero," Larson said at Joey's hospital bed, taking a moment afterwards to shake hands with Mrs. Spencer and her elderly mother. Added Larson, "Good God is that her? Holy crap, kid. You are brave."

 

Above: Hazel Spencer rests comfortably after being rescued by her hero grandson. Photographer unknown.

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