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BFA'S 3RD ANNUAL ETHNIC CLEANSING AWARDS!

The 2004 Ethnic Cleansing Awards ranks the top 25 people most in need of a good old-fashioned ethnic cleansing

Bob from Accounting is proud to present our list of the worst and most annoying of 2004. Yes, we understand the definition of ethnic cleansing in the traditional sense. While we feel ethnic cleansing is generally a bad thing, there are obvious (and less obvious) exceptions. Do we want these people dead? Perhaps. But more realistically we want them vanquished, banished and never heard from again. This year may include some surprises and some no-brainers. If we left people out, we apologize. The rankings were compiled from a strict scientific sample based the opinions of our bitter, underpaid staffers. READ THE RESULTS»

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LYRICS OF "AULD LANG SYNE" FOR LIP-SYNCING DIPSHITS

Tired of looking like a dunce on New Year's Eve while mouthing the words to a song you clearly don't know? BFA is here to help. Impress the sad and pathetic girl/guy next to you who also doesn't have anyone to screw tenderly kiss at midnight. Keep in mind just because you sing this song, it does not mean the people around you are your friends or give a shit if you fall off the balcony in a drunken stupor. But it does help the delusion. HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and never brought to mind?
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
and days of auld lang syne?
For auld lang syne, my dear,
for auld lang syne,
We'll take a cup of kindness yet,
for auld lang syne

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SHIZZY'S MAILBAG

Things go from bad to worse when BFA's lovable prankster continues at the helm of Starbucks International.

Read part I   Read part II

 

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THE MARTHA STEWART PRISON DIARY Exclusive to BFA »

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