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St. Paul, MN - A specially designated kid's table at holiday dinners is not only a great convenience but can be a real time saver as well, says Harry Farmington of nearby Granger who has nearly a dozen nieces and nephews he only sees during the holidays.

"I can't tell you how many times I've spent an evening bogged down by figuring out who's who and where they've run off to, Farmington said. "This way they're all within eyesight and I can spend quality time with each and every one of them."

Farmington, 38, not only helps set up the specially decorated kids table, covered with plastic sheeting for spills and accidents, but he sits there as well. "It's really nice to have an adult nearby who they can talk to if they feel left out or picked on by the other kids or just lonely. I listen to them -- and they can tell me anything and I won't judge them one little bit-- or tell their parents. It's our little secret."

Sarah Farmington-Revell is thrilled that her brother has taken such an interest in her children and is so touched when he brings them presents and candy, despite being unemployed and living at the YMCA.

"Christmastime is wonderful because Harry always dresses up as Santa, Revell said. It's not like in the department store where you get three seconds on Santa's knee. Harry gives each child a half hour or longer. And they have some kind of secret Santa code that only Harry and the kids understand. It's so cute!"

Eldest brother Peter Farmington agrees that his brother Harry tries so hard to be a great uncle, recalling one Thanksgiving when his teen son Andrew had a sudden panic attack just as Harry got out of the taxicab.

"My son had some kind of seizure that came suddenly without warning. Coincidentally, Harry was just walking in the door when it occurred -- thank God he has all that first aid training from all those summers he worked as a camp counselor. He didn't hesitate to perform CPR on him."

Harry is just happy he has so much love in his life. Someday he hopes to have his own kids but he would be satisfied if he could just spend more time with his nieces and nephews as well as the kids at the youth center where he volunteers.

"It's a warm feeling I get all over when it's just me and the kids hiding under the tablecloth in our secret little fort. Most adults wouldn't let kids play under the table during dinnertime --but not me. I go down there with them and that's why I'm their favorite uncle -- except Andrew, who for some reason hates my guts--but he's a teenager now and you know how they are."


 

Above: Perverted Uncle Harry Farmington loves the convenience of the specially designated "kid's table"


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