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Flagstaff, AZ - Estranged father Billy Brigger Sr.
searched high and low for the perfect Christmas gift that
might help rebuild ties with the 7-year-old son he hasn't
seen since he faked his death for a $500 insurance policy
and moved to Mexico seven years ago.
Now, out of prison and desperate to build a relationship
with the only son he sired during a drunken episode at a highway
rest stop bathroom, Bob tried his best to give little Billy
Jr. a Christmas he would never forget.
"It was really special," Brigger Sr. said. "I
took him to Chuck E. Cheese for dinner and gave him the top
of the line Sony Playstation with all the games and the joystick
and everything else. His eyes just lit up. It was just like
one of those Oprah Winfrey moments --except with drinking
and whores."
Afterwards, Brigger Sr. drove the son beyond state lines,
thus ignoring both the terms of his parole and his restraining
order, just to give his son the "best Christmas a little
bastard child could ever dream of."
"That's right, I gave my son his first taste of real
live highway poon-tang," Brigger Sr. said. "It don't
matter even one dang bit she's a big fat lady who don't speak
no English. She speaks the international language: poop chute
love."
"It was even better because we had to work for it --
I negotiated her down to $15 and two hours helping her clean
the walls the peep show booths, just so that she could take
the rest of the night off to spend Christmas with her children.
I wanna teach my son about the importance of charity."
Briggs feels that giving his son the gift of his first whore
is something he'll treasure for the rest of his life, despite
the fact that Billy Jr. suffered violent seizures shortly
after the traumatic episode and was hospitalized when he lost
all ability to speak.
"Those doctors might tell you one thing, but I know
it's just the overwhelming joy of being reunited with his
daddy and his new stepmother --who also happens to be the
same woman from the truck stop peep show. Ain't that a funny
coincidence?"
Hallmark Films has purchased the rights to the Briggers'
story and plans to begin production in time for a Thanksgiving
2005 release.
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