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'Tis sad to hear Cap'n Kangaroo has died,
When I heard I nearly choked on me bangers,
I watched as a lad, made me laugh and feel glad,
While me dad beat me with wire hangers!
For 30 years he entertained all,
Never did a longer show play,
He once shared a lager, with ole Mister Rogers
And argued over who was more gay!
Neither a kangaroo nor a captain was he really,
He explained to the tots on the couch,
But once in the Navy, on his knickers he spilled gravy,
And a sailor spied what was in his large pouch!
(short instrumental break and dance number)
Though the Cap'n never served in the Ole Royal Corps
With Mr. Green Jeans he often did sail,
In the land of Capn' Kangaroo's ship,
The policy was don't ask and don't tell!
There was the Dancing Bear and Mr. Moose,
And even a strange Bunny Rabbit,
He fueled imagination, and sometime hallucination,
For older chaps with a bad drug habit!
Though not on the air in many a year,
His legacy is still purity and cleanness,
Just like Barney & Friends, he never offends,
But without a bright purple penis!
Fare thee well, Cap'n. You will be missed.
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