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Atlanta, GA — Race relations have never been better in this country, especially among young men, says Spelman College Black Studies Professor, Edward Biggs. "We are now a country changed forever – a single race united through our common, shared experiences."

It’s not terrorism or patriotism that is fueling this newfound brotherhood between blacks and whites, says Biggs. “It’s the notion that we can finally agree on something. And that something is one fine piece of ebony tail named Halle Berry.”

According to Biggs, well-publicized rifts between the races were magnetized over the years by disagreement over OJ Simpson, Rodney King and bigotry in all levels of business and government. That all ended when Halle Berry stepped into the limelight and became the fantasy source of masturbating white and black men alike.

Not since the Civil Rights Movement of the 1960's has there been such a dramatic shift in public attitudes about interracial sex. Biggs refers to this phenomenon as “The Halle Berry Factor.”

“Sure, we might use different kinds of language to describe her,” Biggs said. “Whitey might say something like ‘Fuckin’ A – she’s really hot,’ while Blacks might refer to her as ‘one sweet, sweet piece of dark meat,’ but in the end, we both just want t o have sex with her.”

A series of polls initiated by the college showed a remarkable decrease in black/white violence in areas displaying oversized billboards of the actress, or stores selling bootleg videos of spliced sex scenes.

"It’s not really all that scientific. All you have to do pass a Circuit City where Halle Berry is displayed on 65 big-screen television monitors and you can see the unity among the men who stop and gawk" Biggs said. "There’s no fighting or even discussion when that happens. Just a whole lot of love.”

 

 

Above: "One sweet, sweet piece of dark meat," says professor

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