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Dirty Diana was Old England’s Rose
Or so sang the man with the weave
But I much prefer Margaret in the Emperor's new clothes
Of this you had better believe
Who’s the fairest of all the Royals?
The family often bickers
Margaret may not look as regal as Liz
Except when she drops her knickers!
You might call young Maggie an “ugly-duck”
bird
Her face seemed imported from Mars
But she was quite good, at the lifting the wood
Oh boy she had quite a nice arse!
(short instrumental break and dance number)
We all have been told she could have been Queen
In the end we may never know
She married quite young and not often seen
While spending our tax money on blow
She died with a smile at King Edward Hospital
Her funeral held at St. George's
When I think of her life
Just a commoner's wife
Me mash ‘n me banger engorges!
Farewell, dear Princess
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