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NEW YORK, NY - The independent film, "Video Head Cleaner" was released on DVD Friday to poor review and sluggish sales. It is expected to be in the discount bins by the end of the month, say critics throughout the country.

Roger Ebert gave the new release a thumbs down, saying it doesn't introduce any new ideas or characters or give any insight into the making of the original.

"There's nothing new here. It's the same snowy haze and scratchy soundtrack from the original," Ebert said. "A couple of drunk audio engineers doing the narration doesn't warrant a special DVD edition and the additional price.

When the original was first released on VHS, critics blasted its esoteric nature and many said it didn't address the simple tastes of middle America. At the time, Roger Ebert vehemently disagreed.

"The first time I saw it, I was all ready to walk out of the theater after two minutes, but I just opened a box of peanut M&M's -- I get them for free, by the way -- anyway, I became practically hypnotized during the screening and next thing you know, the movie was over and I was laying in a puddle of my own urine. When a film affects me that viscerally, I know it's important."

Ebert was quick to point out the DVD edition did feature Dolby surround sound, a beautiful case, and instructions printed in both Japanese and English.

 

 

 

Above: The original head cleaner competed with Jaws and Star Wars in 1977.

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