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Austin, TX - A lifelong friendship ended Friday as the result of heated words involving what was left of a $15 bag of marijuana.

The friendship, which began when Luke Crimmons, 23, and Bryan Rogers, 24, first met at preschool, ended without fanfare when a newly acquired bag of marijuana looked much smaller then when originally purchased.

"I know exactly how much weed was in that baggy when I left it on my coffee table," Crimmons said. "The only person who had access to it was Bryan, who had just said the day before how he wished he had more good weed. It doesn't take a genius to figure out who stole it."

"I didn't take his friggin' weed," Rogers argued, "I have my own weed and it's way better than the crap that Luke has -- I mean had."

Despite repeated requests for evidence, Crimmons says he has all the evidence he needs and points out a long history of Rogers being jealous of his stash of weed.

"He's always trying to hang out just when I get more weed, otherwise he's never around," Crimmons said. "He claims to have some new girlfriend, which leads me to believe that he's either lying or he's giving my weed to her and telling her that it's his— which is probably worse than stealing because she thinks he's the one with the really great weed. When really, it's me."

Rogers claims that his new job washing dishes at a local restaurant provides him with an endless source of weed, including access to "primo Mexicali stuff," which, Rogers claims, is practically radioactive and leaves a really cool buzz without all the anxiety and paranoia which accompanies more locally grown varieties. "Luke's weed on the other hand is shit."

Added Rogers: "Look, I feel bad for [Luke], His weed is vastly inferior to mine and he knows it. Also, I think he's upset I'm dating his ex-girlfriend, who by the way, agrees that my weed is way, way better."

 

Above: Friendship destroyed after accusations of weed theft.


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