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Los Angeles, CA - James Caviezel, the all but unknown actor who received the role of a lifetime, portraying Jesus Christ in Mel Gibson's controversial new film "Passions of the Christ," is now sifting through dozens of offers for new roles, including that of Jesus Christ (again), Charles Manson and a role as "a slightly younger Jesus."

"My next two roles will also be that of Jesus Christ," Caviezel said with all the excitement of a former busboy turned megastar overnight. "But then after that I will be portraying Charles Manson, where I will bring the same energy, enthusiasm and understated performance as I brought to Jesus."

Caviezel is not worried that he's only been offered roles as either the King of the Jews or as the head of the Manson Family. Both he says are important charismatic leaders with different styles but similar grooming habits.

"I'm obviously not going to play Charlie Manson the same way as I played Jesus," Caviezel said. "For starters, Charlie Manson speaks English and not Aramaic. Plus, he's shorter."

Caviezel's publicist Jim Arial insists that the role of Charles Manson was awarded to his client on the basis of his acting talent alone, and not to fight off the kind of typecasting that often occurs when actors take on larger than life roles.

"After his third stint as Jesus and after the Manson sequel and prequel, he will take a break and join the cast of ABC's next installment of "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here," Arial said. "This will allow James to show off his diplomatic skills as well as his toned body and washboard abs."

"It will be a nice way to finally bond with my celebrity peers, while at the same time showing the American public the other side of me," Caviezel said. "Then it's back to playing Jesus, Moses, Jesus, Manson and then Jesus again. I love Hollywood!"

 

Photos: Manson and Jesus or Jesus and Manson.


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