Syracuse, NY— Kevin Morley was watching the Superbowl at the Syracuse University Kappa Sigma House when he casually made the wish that would alter his life forever.

About half way through the game, Morley became transfixed by a Pepsi commercial featuring the sexy 20-year-old pop sensation, according to fraternity brother, Seth Lerner. "He was just drinking beer and staring at the TV set in sort of a trance," Lerner said. "He suddenly blurted out how badly he wished he could be Britney Spears' bra."

The fraternity brothers continued to watch the close match between the New England Patriots and the St. Louis Rams, when during another Britney Spears-featured Pepsi ad, Morley made the wish again, but this time much more emphatically.

"I think he said something to the effect of 'Please Holy God, I sure would love to be that chick's underwear,'" said fraternity brother, Dave Charnick. "We told him to shut up and finish clearing out the keg lines, but he just kept muttering it throughout the rest of the game."

According to Morley, when he woke up the following morning and tried to get out of bed, he was astonished to find his wish had come true and he had been somehow vanquished to the lining of Spears' skimpy top.

"At first I was like, wow this is the greatest gift I could have received," Morley said. "I thanked God for bestowing such a glorious miracle on me."

After a few days, however, the novelty began to wear thin. "First of all, I'd like to say that her boobs are great, don't get me wrong. Really superb. It's just that I wasn't expecting quite the amount of sweat, which I'm assuming also contributed to the odor," which Morley explained, smelled similar to dirty gym socks, especially right after a workout or a particularly energetic concert performance.

Morley, trying to look on the bright side, is thrilled he has a legitimate excuse to miss classes, and the experience of being on tour with Britney Spears is one he will never forget, but overall he feels the wish was a huge mistake and now deeply regrets it.

"I guess I'm thankful I didn't wish to be her panties. That would have really sucked," Morley lamented, "I sort of feel like Tom Hanks in the movie Big, except in my case I'm not a well-paid toy executive with a trampoline in my apartment. I'm just a guy with two giant nipples stuck in my back."

Photo: "It's sort of like Tom Hanks in the movie Big, except I have two giant nipples stuck in my back," says Syracuse student Kevin Morley.

Brian Unger wished last year to be Anna Kournikova's tennis racket. He too, deeply regrets that decision.

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