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Salt Lake City, UT — Michelle Kwan, two-time Olympic medalist and world champion figure skater, responsible for numerous contributions to her sport, has also given young Americans a new appreciation for Asian pornography.

According to industry insiders, during the final week of Olympic competition, when the energetic 21-year-old skater performed her short and long program, there was a massive surge of people inquiring about Asian hardcore titles at adult bookstores and mom & pop videos outlets around the nation.

"It doesn't take a genius to realize why we've sold out of 'Tiny Asian Girls in Party Dresses' since the Olympics began" said video store owner, Herb Stoller. "Michelle Kwan has pretty much saved our business from bankruptcy."

Stoller was particularly pleased to see a large percentage of the recent rentals were made by teenagers and young adults, which is a radical change from the people who usually request the X-rated material.

"Before Kwan came along, most of our customers were the typical middle-aged Vietnam or Korean War vets just wanting to reminisce about the glory days of pillaging farm communities," Stoller said. "The rest were guys who got hooked after first seeing Mrs. Livingston, the Asian housekeeper on Courtship of Eddie's father. But thankfully that's all changed."

Change is nothing new for purveyors of exclusive Asian pornography. There was plenty of concern when Kristi Yamaguchi hung up her ice skates after winning a gold medal at the 1992 Albertville Games. Most believed after she retired, stacks of fetish videos would gather dust on the shelves. Luckily for them, Yamaguchi passed the torch on to Kwan and the industry was saved. The question remains as to who will take over for Kwan.

"I'm not worried about that stuff anymore," Stoller admitted. "People said the same exact thing when Katarina Witt retired, but I gotta tell you, German hardcore has never been better. Thank God for ice skaters."

Above: Michelle Kwan showing her "stuff"

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