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There was once a kindly neighbor named Fred
On the telly he did roam
For 30 odd years, he chased away fears
Of those those poor lads neglected and alone
His show is now cancelled
And tis sad to see the ol' bloke pass
He built many a lad's esteem, by making it seem
Like anyone gived a rat's ass
The Gen X'ers now mourn him
While others may have thought him silly
But in heaven he'll reign, with Lady Elaine
Where he'll make a speedy delivery!
(short instrumental break and dance number)
Fred was never an overt romancer
And at times was rumoured to be a nancer
But the soft sweatered one did sire two sons
‘Fore he died of ye ol’ stomach cancer
Now he's enjoying wearing sneakers on clouds
And his quest he’ll no longer belabour
For Jim Morrison, Jimi and Kurt Von Cobain
Implore, “Won’t you be our neighbor?”
Mister Rogers is finally at rest
And telling the lads please don't grieve me
Even though he's dead, he's building a four post bed
to share with Mr. McFeely!
Farewell, Mister Rogers. The world is a sadder place
without you.
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