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CRAPPY POETRY CORNER Yellow Snow by Donald Demme Chicago, IL Stay away from yellow snow Or so goes the well known advice I must admit I've eaten it Not just once or even twice Three times might be considered a charm Not for snow that could do some harm Four times might have gotten me sick Searching for the snow I'd soon lick Now I just can't get enough I dream at night of yellow fluff I put some in my morning tea Nothing like a stranger's pee You may think I'm really wacky Cuz yellow snow is my favorite snack-y Don't listen to Dad or even Mom Yellow snow is the fucking bomb Now I'm sorta curious Of other advice which may be spurious Like don't eat the snow if it is brown When stepping in a large mound I think I'll just do as I please And not listen to people who tease About things they think they know They're all wrong about yellow snow!

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