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Glendale, CA — Pop diva Christina Aguilera reaffirmed her connection to the Latin community by consuming a taco during a record-signing at the Glendale Galleria mall on Sunday.

"I’m a proud Latina and I’m not afraid to show it," said Aguilera as she brushed a strand of Nordic blonde hair away from her icy blue eyes. "The reason I don't normally don't eat Mexican food is because it's cheap and unappetizing."

Aguilera, who was born in New York and lived the bulk of her life in Pennsylvania—in a suburban area she quaintly refers to as "the barrio"—says that, whether her fans know it or not, she has a strong connection with her roots. "When I was young, my whole family used to gather around the TV and watch reruns of Chico and the Man. That show first showed me how much better it was to be American."

As Aguilera bit into her authentic Mexican-style taco (provided by Taco Grande), the crowd roared its approval.

But not all the spectators were pleased. One reporter asked Aguilera if she was just trying to promote her upcoming Spanish-language album. "Not at all," said Aguilera between bites. "I just want to prove to everyone that I’m a genuine Latina through and through. Could I get some ketchup for this?"

Above: Pop diva Aguilera prepares to take a huge bite out of the Latin music market.

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