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A BENNY HILL ODE TO ARAFAT AND SHARON
He won the Nobel Peace Prize
He loves to kill the Jews
hairier than a monkey's ass
Yes, Arafat’s in the news!
Ol’ Yasser’s a randy sod
He does so like the birds
He even asked to court my Fanny
In his jibber-jabber words
But Sharon, he’s not blameless
He’s got a woman’s name
And an even wider waistline
where the hell is Jenny Craig?
(short instrumental break and dance number)
I asked Yasser if he wanted peace
In his mind he poses
There's peace ahead, I'm sure of that
For everyone but Moses!
I wish we didn’t need the oil
But me car needs lubrication
I just want to impress the birds
And not resort to masturbation!
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