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by Jen Gillis, Age 15


Hi. As a member of the young generation that will one day lead this country, I am very concerned about people who kill their wives and then lie about it afterwards to authorities.

Last week, a man was arrested in California because the police think he killed his wife and decapitated her and then lied about it, and I feel that this kind of behavior is very, very wrong and must stop immediately. Just because someone might be angry at his wife does not give him the right to run around killing her. How would you feel if somebody tried to kill you for no reason? That's exactly my point. You wouldn't like it at all!

No matter how angry you are does NOT give you the right to sit outside an Italian restaurant while the hitman you recently hired puts two bullets in your wife's head. It doesn't matter if you're a famous actor and other famous actors have gotten away with it in the past. It's just wrong.

I realize I've never been married but my ex-boyfriend Brian Lemming got really mad at me plenty of times and he never tried to kill me --even when I French-kissed his older brother when he was at soccer practice or when I spread rumors that he had a very, very small penis. See, if you're in a relationship with someone, you should forgive them when they make mistakes like when I accidentally told some people at school that Brian Lemming still wets his bed and sleeps on rubber sheets.

When people get married they should be even more forgiving! Married people take a vow to love each other forever and that means a husband shouldn't kill his wife and then bury her body in a shallow grave in a nearby park. What kind of marriage is that?

In conclusion, instead of killing your wife, you should talk to a marriage counselor or maybe someone from the church. I think they will tell you the same thing but they're adults so you might listen to them more than me.

All I am saying is give peace a chance.

Jen Gillis
Sophomore, Camden High School
P.S. GO CAMDEN CHIEFS!

 

Photo: Camden Sophomore Jen Gillis is strongly against wife murder.


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