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The United States Senate this week opened debate on the Seniors
Prescription Insurance Coverage Equity Act (SPICE), a bill
which would provide affordable prescription drug coverage
for all senior citizens except for 87-year-old Pearl Snodgrass
of Acworth, Georgia -- a shriveled little old bitch that everyone
hates and wants to see die as quickly as possible.
The bipartisan bill, sponsored by senators Ron Wyden (D-Ore.)
and Sen. Olympia Snowe (R-Maine), would provide millions of
American seniors relief from the skyrocketing cost of life-saving
medications, which cost seniors an average of $18,000 per
year.
"Most seniors live on fixed incomes and they can't
afford the tens of thousands of dollars needed to buy the
drugs vital to their survival," Senator Wyden said during
a speech on the Senate floor Tuesday. "That's why it's
important that we provide aid to all seniors except that hatchet-faced
crone Pearl Snodgrass."
The new bill has the support of both Georgia senators, Zell
Miller and Max Cleland, who share Wyden's concern for seniors
and also his desire to see Snodgrass, as Miller put it, "die
of a brain tumor without so much as a free trial sample of
Advil to ease the pain."
"Simply put, prescription drugs are a life and death
matter," Miller said. "Without medicines to prevent
and treat heart disease, high blood pressure, and strokes,
some seniors would be dead within weeks. It's just too bad
for Pearl Snodgrass that they don't make a pill to cure being
a psychotic old shrew that lives with 33 dogs in a trailer
full of cigarette smoke and dogshit yelling obscenities at
neighborhood kids."
Snodgrass would not comment on her role in the drug legislation,
except to scream at the Bob From Accounting news team to "get
your Jew asses away from the trailer."
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Above:
Snodgrass spending good tax-payer money
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