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by Jen Gillis, Age 15

Hi. As a member of the young generation that will one day lead this country, I am very concerned about catching a disease like SARS or Mad Cow Disease or possibly gonorrhea and then getting sick or possibly dying.

During the last few months, our social studies teacher, Miss Krantz, explained that in certain parts of the world people are getting SARS by coughing on each other and I think this is very, very wrong and must stop immediately. If someone has SARS they should stay home and not cough on other people because it's unsanitary and disgusting. How would you feel if somebody coughed on you and gave you SARS? That's exactly my point. You wouldn't like it at all!

One time my ex-boyfriend Brian Lemming kissed me and I got mono and had to miss almost three weeks of school. He told me he never had mono, but I only kissed him and two other boys and he's the only one who stuck his disgusting tongue in my mouth. The doctor told me later that the mouth is the dirtiest part of the human body. So that makes Brian Lemming's mouth even more super filthy and gross.

There are lots of other diseases out there that people can get if others aren't careful. Last year I thought my ex-boyfriend Brian Lemming might have gonorrhea and I made sure to tell everyone about it --not because I wanted to embarrass him, but I just wanted to insure that no other girls would go near his thingie and possibly get infected too. Luckily, he didn't have gonorrhea, but as I told Brian, it's better to be safe then sorry.

Anyway, there are lots of ways to prevent getting SARS or other diseases. First, you should stay away people who you think might have it. If there's someone in your class that looks weird or has stuff coming out of their nose all the time, you should stay far away from them and perhaps tell others that they probably have some kind of infectious disease.

More importantly is that people with horrible diseases like SARS or gonorrhea shouldn't pretend that they're healthy so they can do all the fun kinds of things all of us healthy people can do. They should stay home and read magazines and only contaminate their family members, who have to take care of them no matter how gross it might be.

In conclusion, getting a disease is always bad, but when it happens to young people who haven't had a chance to live out their lives and join a sorority in college and then travel throughout Europe, it's really tragic and those people should be protected more than old people who will die soon anyway.

Please let the children live!

Jen Gillis
Sophomore, Camden High School
P.S. GO CAMDEN CHIEFS!

 

Photo: Camden Sophomore Jen Gillis is strongly against SARS


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