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Hi.
Summer is here and as a member of the young generation that
will one day lead this country, I am very concerned about
people who don't use deodorant or who leave babies in locked
cars during the summer when it's like really hot outside.
First of all, even though I don't have kids myself, I know
a little bit about parenting because my ex-friend Haley
Farber was secretly pregnant last summer and I was the only
one she told. I bought her some parenting books during the
"secret Santa" gift exchange for everyone on the
homecoming committee. For some reason she got all angry
and in my face and told me she had a secret abortion anyway.
But before I gave her the books I happened to read the back
cover and looked at some of the pictures, which were educational
even though they were totally gross.
BFA
HQ — The Editors of Bob From Accounting are proud
to announce the new "Date My [Skanky] Sister Project."
Beginning this week, we will actively be soliciting our fans
to nominate their "skankified" or otherwise unloved,
unmarried or desperate siblings, which we will happily fix
up with other lonely and desperate readers around the country.
It's exactly like the TV show "Blind Date" except
much, much sadder. Intrigued? 
Slightly
Promiscuous Television Analysis
by Media Whore
The
Craptastic Movie Reviewer
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