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A bloody shame it is Ronald Reagan has died
An American President known as The Gipper
Twas a much storied life, made Nancy his wife
Sired two sons and Patti, the stripper
Began as a handsome young actor
A movie career and a marriage he did bungle
Jane Wyman was jealous of that bloody old ape
As Ronnie preferred to play King of the Jungle
You see, Ronnie and the monkey were always together
And it caused such a terrible strife
Jane wasn't happy, when he'd sit on his lappy
And pretend he was Ronnie's first wife!
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T'was once said he first considered office
While visiting old Maggie the Londoner
His knickers came loose, then fell down to his shoes
And Maggie said, 'ello Governor!"
People oft ask where his ideas came from
Leaned to the right on finance and politics
As he explained in a speech, upon taking a leak
He suddenly discovered trickle down economics!
The cold war did end 'neath his watchful eye
With Old Maggie and Gorby in tow
Once was offered a Camp David menage-a-trois
That's when Nancy first screamed, 'just say no!'
We will miss the old cod and his warm sunny grin
A bright future was always his motto
In heaven he will spend the rest of his days
But on Earth it is bedtime for Bonzo
Fare thee well, Mr. President. You will be missed.
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