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AMES, IA -In what is being hailed as a precedent-setting decision, 18-month-old Eli Johnson was sentenced to four years in state prison by a jury after admitting to perjury, making false statements to police officers and failing to prove child abuse at the hands of parents Roger and Lois.

"It's a bittersweet decision though we're obviously relieved," said the parents in a written statement after being acquitted on all counts of child neglect, child endangerment and felony battery and assault. "We are thrilled the jury decided to believe our story and not the babbling lies of a little baby. This definitely reaffirms our faith in the justice system."

The Johnsons, who were outraged when neighbors first alerted social services of alleged violence against their son and even more astonished when the toddler himself made false statements accusing them of unprovoked spankings, "time-outs," and forced nappy time when Eli wanted to watch TV, finally felt vindicated by the decision.

"You have no idea what we had to put up with every single day with that boy," Lois Johnson said. "We were tortured from dusk to dawn by screaming fits and hair-pulling—and that was on a good day. He vandalized our house repeatedly. He broke expensive china and antiques and we were never reimbursed. The sentence is fair."

"The jury just didn't buy Eli's histrionics and crocodile tears during the trial," lawyer Jerry Cutler said."And the police report was clearly a poor forgery, meant to humiliate the parents when everyone knows they did their best they could with a little liar like Eli."

"We just want to get on with our lives, father Roger said. "It's going to take a hell of a lot of therapy but eventually we'll rebuild our shattered lives."

Eli, through lawyers, agreed to a reduced sentence in exchange for truthful testimony, admission of wrongdoing and the return of his "binky" and "bah bah."

 

Above: Little Eli Johnson was sentenced to 4 years in state prison after losing his child abuse case to his parents.


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