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Montgomery, AL - Martin Luther King Jr. will be posthumously honored and renamed Martin Luther King Highway, said a King family representative Friday.

After years of failed attempts at renaming the slain civil rights leader Martin Luther King Avenue, Martin Luther King Place and the hard to spell Martin Luther King Jr. Cul de Sac, the Appellate Court of Montgomery finally approved a rare posthumous name change, which may only be implemented by the next of kin, or the people who actually make roadway street signs.

Though he may be still be referred to as Martin Luther King Jr., all official documents bearing his name will be changed to reflect the new title, considered the first of it's kind and initiated after concern by family members that some people would not associate the name of existing Martin Luther King streets with the actual leader and his movement.

"I know that my husband would have wanted to be known as Martin Luther King Highway," widow Coretta Scott King said. "He had a dream. A dream where people could travel from miles around to hear him speak, and then stop once in a while on a rural exit ramp, where they would be greeted by gas stations outlet stores and a Waffle House or Shoney's. Then when they became tired, they could rest at a highway stop, with bathroom facilities and vending machines and maybe sleep in their car, where they would never be afraid of strange people in dirty clothes or cryptic messages scribbled on bathroom stalls."

"With the renaming of my husband, the dream is now fulfilled."

 


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