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Los Angeles, CA - Richard Watkins wasn't just a spectator at the X Games Sunday at the Staples Center, where a capacity crowd watched seemingly impossible acrobatics performed on skateboards, BMX bicycles and Yamahas, he was taking notes, preparing for the day when he would take his place on the victory podium..

"I'm hoping to be competing in national skateboarding and BMX competitions in 3 years, but don't hold me to that," says the slightly overweight 36-year-old former insurance adjuster as he holds an ice pack to his swollen groin after taking a nasty spill. "It was just a matter of convincing my wife to drain the swimming pool and build a motocross course in the backyard. Now that she's divorced me, I'm unstoppable."

Watkins says he spent more than 10 years raising a family and hadn't ever thought about his old 1981 Schwinn Mag Scrambler or his wooden skateboard sitting in the back of the garage until he purchased a Sony Playstation last year and became addicted. His "unbelievably high scores" on Tony Hawk's Pro Skater and Motocross video games encouraged those long dormant dreams of one day becoming a professional extreme athlete.

"After I got laid off my job, I had a lot more time to practice the videogames while my wife was at work," Watkins said. "The hard part was at night when I had to sneak outside while everyone was sleeping to practice jumps in my backyard."

Despite the price of losing his wife and any future child visitation rights, Watkins feels he did the right thing and is convinced once he begins securing sponsors and winning competitions, they'll come back "begging for forgiveness." Watkins promises he will not let them inside the door of his palatial new mansion he plans to buy with his winnings.

"Look, Tony Hawk says that anything you can imagine, you can accomplish. Every night I imagined myself in the arms of a much younger, sexy woman after I win the X games competition. Now my dream is much closer to becoming a reality."

 

Above: Watkins, 36, purchased new racing gear and a practice course for his backyard with unemployment checks and a modest divorce settlement.


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