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Dayton, OH - Tammy Birnbaum is about to begin her freshman year in college next week and like thousands of others her age, she is looking forward to finally shedding her high school reputation as a boyfriend-stealing skank and start anew in college.

"Kids hated me because I was different, not just because I slept with their boyfriends or fathers," Birnbaum said. "I sort of went through this whole Satanist phase, and then dabbled in self-mutilation, lesbianism and boyfriend-stealing. Then, later in high school, I gave all that up and just wore black and listened to goth music but I couldn't get rid of that bad reputation. It was really unfair. I'm sure college life will be much different -- especially when I join a sorority."

Birnbaum says her reputation as a social outcast was most noticeable when she didn't make the high school cheerleading squad, though she insists she just wanted to join to make fun of the popular girls. Still, after four years of tryouts and attending a private cheerleading camp every summer, Birnbaum downplays her desire to "be like those other snobby girls, whom I detest."

"I didn't really care about cheerleading or prom," Birnbaum said. "I only showed up to prom because I wanted to make fun of all the people there and wear a goth prom dress that I made myself out of black duct tape and rusty nails. And the only reason I didn't have a date because I wanted to concentrate on showing everyone how dumb it was."

"I'm very complex," Birnbaum added. "I read books and wear black clothes and the other kids obviously feel threatened by me because I'm smarter than them. It has nothing to do with being promiscuous or starting fistfights."

Birnbaum is enthusiastic, however, now that she's finished high school and heading off to college, people will not only appreciate her differences but she will become popular and other girls will try to emulate her.

"I can't wait until I become involved in sorority life, where I will be able to shine as the individual and develop a whole new reputation where people won't judge me unfairly for giving members of the maintenance crew a blowjob behind the gymnasium. In fact, I'll probably be admired for stuff like that."

 


 

Above: Considered a skank-whore in high school, Birnbaum looks forward to shedding her tarnished image in college.


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