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Cruel,
Cruel Email From Deep Within the Bowels of Slacker Hell
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or ideas to Shizzy Joyce.
These are actual emails from actual
people...plus Shizzy. Please forgive us and enjoy!
HI PEEPS!
HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT LABOR DAY WEEKEND. I SPENT MINE TALKING
WITH AN ARTIST WHO WANTED TO DO SOME WORK FOR ME, BUT FOR SOME REASON
HE WASN'T SO SURE ABOUT JOINING THE ARYAN REVOLUTION. GO FIGURE.
THIS ONE GETS PRETTY NUTTY. ENJOY!
THE SHIZZARYAN
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Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 14:21:03 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
|Subject: artist for hire To: <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi.
I am looking for an artist to draw/paint some photos that
I have taken. They are family photos taken over the past couple
of years that I think would make great paintings or drawn
sketches. I really like the work I've seen of yours. If you
would be interested in doing this kind of work for me, please
contact me soon.
Thanks,
Mike Ockisard (THAT'S ME, SHIZZY)
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Date: Wed, 28 Aug 2002 18:53:39 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
| To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike
Robert here - I am always looking for more work to do -
gotta to pay those bill - Did you read about my rates when
you were on my website - My home phone # is xxx-xxx-xxxx I
work a full time job during the day and I am usualy home after
8 pm - Please don't call after 11pm - You can leave a message
between 9 am and 11 pm and I will get back to you
Robert
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Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 19:09:26 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
| Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi Robert.
I would like to speak to you over the phone but I am physically
unable. I was injured while rollerblading a couple of days
ago. I hit a tree branch and landed face first into the pavement.
The swelling is incredible. I look and sound like a monster.
This happened in the Bahamas and I also got a serious sunburn.
With my swollen face and burned skin the guys at work are
calling me "the elephant tan". If we could have
our initial dialogue via e-mail that would be great. Any price
that you feel fits the job I will be willing to pay. This
is going to be an anniversary present for my wife and money
is no object. I hope that communicating e-mail won't be a
problem. Please contact me soon if you are still interested.
Thanks,
Mike
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Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 00:34:48 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
| To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - It's now 12:19 in the morning so
I'm going to make this short - No problem with the e-mails
- hope there wasn't any permanent damage - let me know the
details about the picture - how many people are in it - do
you want a painting or a B&W drawing - how big you want
it - no smaller than 16 x 20 - etc,etc - Time for bed now
so bye -contact me later to day
Robert
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Date: Tue, 27 Aug 2002 22:33:55 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
|Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi Robert.
There are two pictures that I would like to have you work
with. After giving it some thought I have decided I would
like them both to be black and white drawings. Black and white
can be so powerful. Color often spoils that timeless appeal.
One picture has my wife, myself, and two friends in the photo.
The other is simply my wife and myself with our dog. I am
not sure how big I want these drawings. I want them to be
big enough to have framed and put on a wall. 36 x 28? The
doctor and the dentist I am seeing promise me there won't
be any permanent damage. They have said it will be a week
and a half before I should try to speak again. How long does
it take you to do a drawing? I am really excited about this.
My wife is going to love it.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
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Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 20:00:00 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - When do you need it done by, ( I
don't do framing or mat cutting )
I work a full time job so I would like at least a month to
do you a great job
I perferd to work in black And white - I think I do my best
work in black and white
The price per picture is determined by the number of person
in the picture
The price for the drawing of your wife, yourself, and two
friends will be - $550.00
The price for the second drawing of your wife and yourself
with your dog will be $425.00
Priced for 24 x 36The price for the drawing of your wife,
yourself, and two friends will be - $650.00
The price for the second drawing of your wife and yourself
with your dog will be $525.00
Any larger and the price will have to be adjusted
If you wish to proceed with the drawing send me 1/2 down and
when I am finish, send the other 1/2 . - Send the photos and
your address and phone# and best time to call you to:
Robert xxxx
xxxx Rumple Avenue
Addison, IL 60101
The price above dosen't include shipping
Glad to hear there will be no permanent damage.
Robert
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Date: Thu, 29 Aug 2002 09:03:32 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi Robert.
There is a photo of my wife and I together that I like more
than the others. I decided that it would be most appropriate
for our anniversary. I would like this drawing to be sized
24x36. If it turns out well I will surely do more business
with you in the future. Money is not a problem. I am fortunate
enough to part own a small company that manufactures bed sheets.
The most comfortable in the world! Concerning payment, do
you accept major credit cards? Our anniversary is in January,
so we have plenty of time. Thank you again for having the
patience to talk with me via e-mail. I realize it is an inconvenience.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Thanks,
Mike
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Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 17:02:38 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelock1@yahoo.com
Hi Mike - Robert here - I don't take credit cards - I'm not
set up for credit cards - I do take checks, money orders and
cash - don't send cash in the mail - Even though your anniversary
is in January I would like to do this right a way because
I get busy after september with drawing for people for christmass
Robert
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Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 06:37:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi Robert.
Not a problem. I will send you a check along with the picture
ASAP. I am so glad I found you. My wife is going to flip when
she sees her present. We have been really busy lately. This
weekend we are going to the lake house for a little R and
R. I want to send you a scanned image of the photo. I just
want to make perfectly sure that this is a go before I send
you the photo and the check. Will an out of state check be
a problem? Would you prefer that I use money order? Either
is fine with me. Again, I can't thank you enough for taking
this job. Contact me soon regarding payment concerns.
Thanks,
Mike
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Date: Sat, 31 Aug 2002 19:20:57 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - Send either a money order or a check
- That a good idea about scanning it first but to do the drawing
I will need the orginal to work from
Robert
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Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 16:56:28 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
| Subject:Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
Hi Robert.
Here
is the picture. First, let me assure you that we are not in
the Ku Klux Klan. One hundred and forty years ago the KKK
was formed. The group was initially created to combat Yankee
aggression following the Civil War. Southern men and women
didn't wish to embrace the culture of Northerners. The Klan
was, for a time, a thing of heritage and not hate. It was
a club for those who wished to preserve their southern culture
and defend it against those of the foreign north who occupied
Dixie. Six years after its founding the Klan was split into
two camps. One, being the southern historical society, whose
goal was the preservation of Confederate values and customs.
The other, is the cross burning, hate group that is more commonly
known to the public. I am the Grand Imperial Warlock of the
Northport, Alabama chapter of the Jefferson Davis Social Club.
We do dress in the same kind of attire as the more infamous
Klan, but I assure you that we are not members of that branch.
We are actually comparable to the Rotary Club. Just wanted
to clear that up.
Mike
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Date: Sat, 31 Aug 2002 22:10:52 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
|| To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - it doesn't matter what you belive
in to me I am not here to judge - money is money - I can't
afford to turn down any
work - I belive the problems between our races can be solved
with the proper education but before that happen I belive
there will be a race war as predicted by Edgar Casy and it
I am sorry to say will be within our life time - although
I don't plan to take part in it
Robert
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(HOLY SHIT! WHO IS THIS GUY? TIME TO UNLOAD)
Date: Fri, 30 Aug 2002 20:48:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard"<michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
|| Subject:Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Robert,
I feel exactly the same way. Sorry about the front before.
I am dealing with legal troubles from liberal leftists who
insist on attempting to destroy the Aryan Imperial Force.
We the fallen Angelic beings who struggle to separate darkness
from light must strike back in all directions. I feel we must
strike our enemies at home and abroad and reclaim our throne
as masters of the lesser races. My wife and I are proud to
be of pure Aryan blood and we are teaching our children to
be proud of their heritage. I do hope that at the end of the
race war that some of the beings of the lesser races are spared
to entertain and intrigue us. I do enjoy the Bernie Mac show
very much. And I cannot imagine a world without Kobe Bryant.
Save them, the masses should be shipped away to far away lands.
Ireland is often mentioned at our meetings as a good place
for non-Aryans. The Irish don't exemplify true Aryan blood
and spirit. If you would like to know more about the struggle,
please let me know and I would be glad to answer any questions
you have. Regarding the picture, I hope you can open it this
time. If not, you will have to wait until I mail it to you.
I am curious...are you of Aryan descent?
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
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Date: Sun, 01 Sep 2002 08:54:55 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
|To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - I don't need to know anymore - like
I said your belife are you own and I am not to judge - I am
of german decent
Robert
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Date: Sat, 31 Aug 2002 10:39:06 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
|Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
A true descendant of the Fatherland! Many of my colleagues
are from Germany. You could surely be a part of the movement.
The usual tests and lineage research would have to take place,
but I am sure you would do fine. We are in great need of an
artist to help with our information pamphlets. My friend and
Aryan brother Lars was killed in a meth lab explosion a couple
of weeks ago. He did everything from sculpting to website
management for the Aryan Force. If you would be interested
in working for us please let me know. I will make all of the
arrangements with The Imperial Grand Dragon. Excited in your
interest in the movement.
Hope to hear from you soon.
Mike
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Date: Sun, 01 Sep 2002 22:02:31 -0400 Subject: Re: artist
for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelock1@yahoo.com
Hi Mike - Robert here - I think you miss understood me -
I don't think along the same lines that you do - I do not
wish for the coming war - I hope there's another way but if
there isn't I will not take place in it - I don't belive in
killing anyone - I will only kill, if I or my love ones are
phyiscaly attacked no matter what race it is - yes there is
a lot of trash out there but there trash in every race even
our own - I know a lot of blacks who are good people and I
feel sorry for them if this war happens - I do not belive
the work of the KKK is the work of God
I am still willing to do the work but please stop trying to
get me to join - I have no wish to join I belive in GOD but
I do not belive in religon - I belive that religon has fuck
up this world and soon after armagetton happen in the middle
east there will be a new outlook on God and away from religon
I belive man has misintreped so many things in the bible -
I look at everything the bible saids with a carefull eye I
belive that man has been around a lot more than 6,000 year
like the bible saids - I am a man of science and don't belive
in miracals - I don't belive that God would set down all the
laws of nature and the cosmos and just break them to prove
a point - I belive he would work within them - and if you
have done as much research as I have you would realise that
so many things in the bible cound not have happen - so those
thing must mean something else - so you can't take the bible
too literly
Take when Exlekial( I have probaly spelt that wrong ) had
seen God - Nasa has taken the discription of what god travel
in and recreated a model and it was a very good vecial for
taking off and rentering the earth skies from outer space
but God wouldn't need that - he could just pop in
Take Moses and the 10 commandments - the ten commandments
are base on Hamarame code which was already 4,000 years old
and were the laws of the sumaerins in Etheopein which was
a black race - plus Moses had 40 days to carve them out of
stone - if God created the Ten Commanment, Moses would have
came back down the same day
Take the part about men and women dressing in the others sex
clothes - When the men at that time would cheat of there wives
they would dress as women so they wouldn't be reconise when
going in to the the homes of the women they were cheating
with - now for women wearing mens colthing had to do with
the temple and war - women were not allowed in temple and
not to fight in war
I hope I can still do the portrait for you - like I said in
an earlyer letter, I do not judge people I leave that to GOD
Robert
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Date: Mon, 2 Sep 2002 00:37:48 -0700 (PDT)
From: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
|Subject: Re: artist for hire To: "Robert Hagen"
<Rohagen@xxxx.net>
Hi Robert.
This weekend has truly changed my life. Shortly after reading
your e-mail my wife revealed to me that she is carrying the
child of a man she has been having an affair with. The man
is an Irish bartender named O'Leary. This life altering blow,
along with your letter, has forced me to re-examine the way
I look at the world. You are right! How could I forsake God's
word for my hate-based religion? I am learning that life is
simply a test. God is testing us all. I would like to thank
you for your honesty. I would like to thank you for taking
the time to speak from your heart. Your e-mail to me has actually
set into motion a series of life changing events. I am going
to leave the Ku Klux Klan. I am sending in my letter of resignation
on Tuesday. Now that my wife and I are going to terminate
our marriage I won't be needing your services for our anniversary.
Thank you for broadening my horizons and helping me see the
true evil that gives rise to racism. I now hope to pursue
my boyhood dream of becoming a poet. I do not blame my wife,
nor the Irishman who stole her from me. I blame only myself.
But, I have turned over a new leaf and I promise to do what
is truly right for all races of man. I leave you with a poem
I wrote last night....
THE NIGHT SHATTERS DAY, THE CLOUD SWALLOWS SKY
THE TIMES ARE A CHANGING, I THINK I CAN FLY
THE WIND IN THE WILLOWS, THE LEAVES IN THE TREES
MY WIFE AND THAT MICK, HAVE GONE TO THE KEYS
I apologize for not being able to hire you. I do thank you
for the patience and wisdom you have shown in this dialogue.
Good luck and be well.
Mike
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Date: Tue, 03 Sep 2002 08:37:32 -0400 Subject:
Re: artist for hire From: "Robert Hagen" <Rohagen@xxxx.net>
To: "Michael Ockisard" <michaelxxxx@yahoo.com>
Hi Mike - Robert here - I realy hope that this is not another
front you are putting up - it mean more to me that may-be
your eyes are opening up, than the money ever will - Just
think if GOD is pure love than how can he condone hatered
- so much that we learn from our minister, priest, ect ect
is slanted to prove there view - they will take a line from
the bible which when taken by itself sound like it prove what
they are preaching but if you read the lines before and after
you see that it take another meaning
Plus you must remember the bible has a lotta good stuff in
it but the version of the book you have has been edited so
many time and rewritten so many time , with the slant of the
person who edited the book
In the 5th century AD the ruler of the know world, Constantine
had married a proatuite And had sent his armys out to capture
all of the monestary were the book of the bible was being
copied and had his men kill all of the monks and his own men
took the place of the monks and started to edited the books
of the bible - deleting and adding things - one of the things
deleted was all the stuff refering to REINCARATION - this
was because his wife was scare of what might happen to her
in her next life - this is a major thing, all of the other
religon of the world talk about reincaration - they did miss
the biggest act of reincaration , that is of Jesus coming
back - Because if there is no miracals which I belive than
GOD must come back as a human thur the normal route (Being
born) and that is an act of reincaration
This was the first time the book of the bible were put togeter
as the bible we know today - many books were left out
Edgar Casy who predicted the coming war has a 100% record
of being right - the only stuff that haven't come true is
the stuff that will happen in the future
Casy predicted that a chamber would be found 20ty feet from
the foot of the Sphinx and in it would be found proof of Atalantis
- the unedited book of the bible along with the books not
found in our bible and not even know of, plus many more things
- the chamber was founded about 7 years ago and the digging
procedes - they have already dug out the first chamber a shaft
going down 100 ft with many shaft going off it like the spoke
of a wheel they belive from the writting they have decipher
that the shafts go on for miles in all direction
Casy predicted in 1900 - the year, month and the school the
lazar would be invented - 45 years before it was invented
- His book change my life - you can find them in any good
book store
AT the point in my life when I found the Edgar Casy books,
I no longer belived in GOD - Casy brough me back to GOD but
not to religon
The Edgar Casy reading cover a wide range of subject - Casy
was called America greasted profit - read his books it may
help you thur these time and if you wish to write me about
anything feel free
Just remember that all that we are taugh, are taugh to us
by people with their own slant on things so teach yourself
and don't lie to yourself and don't belive in just one source
of information not even Edgar Casy although I haven't been
able to prove him wrong yet, veritfy it with other sources
other religion to fine out what is real and the most importance
thing use common sense - look into yourself into the Godself
that is still in you and listen and try to put yourself in
the person you hate shoes and think how your action effect
him and yourself
I belive we are in school when we are on this plane of exsitance
we either graduate or are put back with each life acording
with our action on this plane of exsitance - we come from
God who is pure energy - pure love - if we come from God than
we must be made of energy (our soul) than this shell our bodies
is just a vhecial to travel around on this world - look at
it this way, your car is your body and you who are driving
are the soul - so if we who are driving are from God than
we are the soul not the bodies (car) and each time we come
back to this plane we take a new bodie (car) to drive around
in - so that means that we are killing each over the make
of the car (bodies) we drive - how stupid is that
By for now and I realy hope you weren't putting up another
front.
Robert
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HUH??
I TOLD YOU THIS ONE GOT NUTTY. MEETING GUYS LIKE ROBERT
ONLINE REMINDS ME WHY I NEVER LEAVE MY BASEMENT. IT'S NOT
SAFE OUT THERE -- PLUS I WOULD HAVE TO -- YOU KNOW, PUT ON
CLOTHES AND TALK TO PEOPLE AND GET A JOB.
NOPE, THE COMFY BEAN BAG CHAIR COVERED WITH BONG RESIN
SUITS ME JUST FINE, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
PEACE OUT,
SHIZZY
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